inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr)

(Source: trashboat)

crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

(Source: heycinco)

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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toke-the-smoke:

Date night

(Source: ghostlytreats)

(Source: onlytwitterpics)

(Source: glitterweave)

lydiamahrtn:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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suspensed:

babe was extra cheesy today

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burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

(Source: whiskeyboat)

  • me: i need to sleep
  • me: *masturbates*