what do you call an apology written in dots and dashes
when none of ur internet friends are online
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
"I’m sorry, what does the McChef recommend?"
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just
Ah, yes. The second day.
my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
if your man groans about international women’s day, throw him into the abyss