(Source: petromyzon)

Anonymous Asked
QuestionYou two are not fit for raising a child. I feel bad for your kid. Answer

parkingstrange:

I mean she may only be 7 months old but so far she hasn’t sent anyone anon hate so I think we’re doing better job than your parents did, just saying.

shadyteen:

shadyteen:

Theres a strong smell of poop in my room and i know for sure it aint me like wtf i think its coming from outside or my dog pooped in here but idk where exactly

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(Source: rihspect)

"Ok so why the fuck….."
— Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

(Source: volumesofsilence)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(Source: jeighms)

svvords:

when someone cute follows u first

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(Source: wasiangod)

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen)

"I want to be the person you’re scared to lose."
vnvsval (via perfect)

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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defilerwyrm:

internetrachel:

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

too much can happen in six seconds. we have gone too far.

how long did it take you to notice the second dude from the right licking the other guy’s shoulder

(Source: vinebox)

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it
pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

(Source: movie-addicted)

ryenross:

me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato

fuckreiva:

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL

(Source: cocaineteas)